Text 5 May

Anonymous asked: What do you miss the most in your life?

Disposable income.

Photo 4 May backpack fever (by Isabel H)
Text 4 May

Anonymous asked: How would you feel if I told you that your Chemistry teacher lives on the same street as you?

Sublime. 

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Text 4 May 81,775 notes dont yell at me

bananakittywho:

snaku:

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

  • dont
  • yell
  • at
  • me
  1. instead of yelling try not yelling

if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did

DON’T YELL AT HER YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

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Ambien Walrus

skatingpharmboy:

Ambien Walrus

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Text 1 May

Anonymous asked: How did you pull off being on drugs that one day at school and convince everyone you were "ill"?

Text 1 May

Anonymous asked: Hence the term "locked". You were under some circumstances locked in a jail cell, not prosecuted and incarcerated.

oh, so who would I rather be in a room with?

not the woman, the dude, he would make for some interesting conversation, she’s not relevant anymore. 

Text 1 May

Anonymous asked: Would you rather be locked in a jail cell with Amanda Knox or with Dzhokhar Tsarnev?

Invalid question, I cannot be put into jail with a female. 

Text 30 Apr

Anonymous asked: Whom have you had sex with?


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